| Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 |
| 10:55 pm |
So... I'm changing my LJ account. To follow my humorous accounts as a teacher, read tales_from_prek |
| Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 |
| 1:24 pm |
You have to be kidding me...
I want to go back to school to study forensic anthropology, and I'll be taking summer classes. One of the only schools that will accept me with my BS in Communications is UNCW. Fucking ironic. |
| Friday, March 24th, 2006 |
| 9:31 pm |
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| Sunday, March 19th, 2006 |
| 10:10 pm |
I intimidate men in bed. Awesome. |
| 12:39 pm |
BU
JMW7884 (12:37:59 PM): well, one of our friends is doing a brave, so i think were good to go KAung716 (12:38:10 PM): groupie status KAung716 (12:38:11 PM): i like it |
| Friday, March 17th, 2006 |
| 11:05 pm |
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| Thursday, March 16th, 2006 |
| 7:58 pm |
I'm getting ready to go out with a group of 27-year-old professionals who are strangers. Alone. This is either the best or the worst decision I have made lately. |
| Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 |
| 11:37 am |
Still Actively Irish. Spring Break is amazing. |
| Tuesday, February 21st, 2006 |
| 2:29 pm |
19 days
Yesterday at work, I told one of my bosses about the South Side Irish Parade. After describing the sheer debauchery that I am looking forward to participating in, I'm pretty sure he's never going to look at me the same way: -"Don't drink too much." -"Well, I can't promise anything, but I have to walk three miles home." -"No, you're going to walk there and stumble home." |
| Sunday, February 19th, 2006 |
| 12:32 pm |
Patty and I are only allowed to drink whiskey together when we aren't at Jimmy's. That way, when we tell a girl that she ______ (insert: is too tan, dresses like a whore, has a ugly face, etc.) and we get into a scuffle, we won't get banned from an establishment we frequent. Thong Thursdays at the Lady are going to get a lot more exciting... |
| Sunday, February 12th, 2006 |
| 11:08 pm |
I'm keeping my fingers crossed about next week. |
| Friday, January 27th, 2006 |
| 1:03 am |
Fall Out Boy = Assholes
Kim and I were watching http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1650561/
And we were laughing because it's cute, and because it's true. What the fuck are they saying. So, laughingly, we looked the lyrics up. I have never been so distraught in my life.
Record company- There are probably 454,302,401,760,286 OTHER BANDS that want a recording contract. Can you honestly tell me that this unintelligable band was the absolute best you could do?? Don't lie. Don't you dare lie to me. Fuck you.
Fall Out Boy- WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Seriously. What the FUCK are you talking about? I looked up the words... "Loaded God complex, cock it and pull it." What that fuck do you mean?!? Why not go with the obvious loaded gun reference? Where is the FCC?? Do they know that these douchebags are on the air?? Seriously, what the fuck??
The next time I see a person on Bradley's campus wearing a Fall Out Boy hoodie, I am punching them in the face for being so stupid. Current Mood: What the fuckCurrent Music: "Sugah We're Goin Dahh" |
| Thursday, January 19th, 2006 |
| 1:07 pm |
I like my classes...
What it said: Principles of criminal investigation including crime scene analysis, collection and analysis of physical evidence and the use of physical even in the prosecution of crime. What I said: So, I read that, and then I thought to myself, how could I discreetly put my syllabus down my pants so I could rub my vagina on it. |
| Monday, January 16th, 2006 |
| 1:43 pm |
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| Thursday, January 5th, 2006 |
| 5:47 pm |
No kidding, dad.
Auto response from JMW7884 (6:45:24 PM): Work 2-10. On me dating: Kim: It's like Let's Make a Deal Me: Except I always choose the door with the donkey. Twegiel (6:49:05 PM): thats funny |
| Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 |
| 7:00 pm |
David Sedaris, watch out.
Chrissy has made me promise that over J-Term, I would start working on my novel. For those who don't know, each chapter of the book is a job I have held in the 7 years I've been working. Thus far, it will be 18 chapters long, unless I tell my boss at LNT to lick my vagina. I'm currently 4 pages behind... |
| Sunday, January 1st, 2006 |
| 6:10 pm |
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| Wednesday, December 28th, 2005 |
| 11:48 pm |
The Love Is comic from yesterday said "Smiling though your heart was breaking." That's the WORST Love Is I've ever read, and they are all pretty horrible. Although I wish you luck with all this, I guess I'm fairly selfish. The thought of you fucking her makes me want to vomit. |
| Monday, December 26th, 2005 |
| 2:15 am |
Resolutions of sort...
I've been feeling so manic lately, I should just ask la hermana to get me some prescription drugs from Mexico. Emily Stahl has some quote going to the effect of: not wasting our time on what we want and appreciate what we have. For some reason I had to go home to realize this. My family is great. Even if they're really fucking annoying at times (especially about me not being a lesbian, finding someone and having children some day) they're very good people and very supportive. Not to sound conceited, but they did a good job raising me, and I can see that in myself. Looking at the Christmas table, I appreciated us all in some way... I even like the dog... Besides them, my friends are my world. Without them, I'd be completely lost. Relationship-wise, I realize I need to stop being ...me. I was relating the past six months to Becky and the words, "He's really nice and successful, but he's boring and I slapped him on Michigan Avenue" came out of my mouth. Who does that? Seriously. Jesus. The sad part is, I've sabotaged about four other potential relationships because I'm...me. There is always that relationship that Chrissy says won't work until I'm 28. Then again, I'm becoming Mrs. Mike Hannemann in 2011. So, for the New Year: -Take more chances. -Maybe go to Church once in a while. -Follow Lindsay's advice and go for New York. -Laugh more, cry less. -Forgiving. -Give Chrissy a cute nickname. -Appreciate the family more, especially since I'll probably be living here for a while. -Start being an older sister to my cousins... they need it. -Stop being terrified of graduating. -Actually being happy for other people. -Appreciate the time I still have to be at school. -Love my friends more. -Stop barking up the wrong trees, especially trees I see on a regular basis. -Stop being so judgemental. -Give everything/everyone a chance. -Stop dwelling on the past, enjoy the present, and hope for the best in the future. |
| Friday, December 23rd, 2005 |
| 11:39 pm |
Wow. Following Becky's advice on living is definately a new one. However... Everything has righted itself. Except that one thing. That's probably a bad idea. |
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